{"id":2199,"date":"2023-09-24T02:34:13","date_gmt":"2023-09-24T02:34:13","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/?p=2199"},"modified":"2023-09-24T02:34:13","modified_gmt":"2023-09-24T02:34:13","slug":"louna-la-chipie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/2023\/09\/24\/louna-la-chipie\/","title":{"rendered":"Louna la chipie !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Ma fille est partie en vacances et moi, je garde sa petite peste !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">On dirait un enfant de deux ans tout le temps en opposition. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Quand je  l&#8217;emp\u00eache de faire quelque chose, elle veut me mordre ou mordre les fils \u00e9lectriques.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Si je ne l&#8217;ai pas enlev\u00e9 vingt fois de la table, je ne l&#8217;ai pas enlev\u00e9 une fois !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Elle revient d&#8217;un pas de conqu\u00e9rant comme voulant me dire : si tu penses que je vais t&#8217;\u00e9couter toi Oh ! humaine !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Mais j&#8217;ai trouv\u00e9 le truc : elle d\u00e9teste le bruit des sacs de plastique. <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Fouillez-moi pourquoi ? Je le sais pas !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Toujours est-il que quand elle monte sur la table, je brasse le sac en plastique et la voil\u00e0 qui d\u00e9guerpit sur un m\u00e9chant temps !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Elle a de l&#8217;\u00e9nergie et me fait savoir quand elle veut la d\u00e9penser : elle me mordille les chevilles !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-black-color has-text-color wp-block-paragraph\">Il y a juste une chose qu&#8217;elle ne fait pas : le bacon !!!<\/p>\n\n\n<div class=\"wp-block-image\">\n<figure class=\"aligncenter size-full is-resized\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-2201\" style=\"width:183px;height:300px\" width=\"183\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image.png 505w, https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image-183x300.png 183w, https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/image-7x12.png 7w\" sizes=\"(max-width: 183px) 100vw, 183px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ma fille est partie en vacances et moi, je garde sa petite peste ! On dirait un enfant de deux ans tout le temps en opposition. Quand je l&#8217;emp\u00eache de faire quelque chose, elle veut me mordre ou mordre les fils \u00e9lectriques. Si je ne l&#8217;ai pas enlev\u00e9 vingt fois de la table, je ne [&hellip;]<\/p>","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2200,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[59],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2199","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-reflexions"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2199"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2202,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2199\/revisions\/2202"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2200"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2199"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2199"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/jetricotemaviecreative.com\/en\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2199"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}